Today is Tuesday

Today is 7 months with my Potaetosalad.  And by that I do mean boyfriend.  I'm waiting for him to leave work so that I can spend 15 minutes with him before I have to kick him out so I can go to sleep.  I think he is great, though. :)  <--Smiley face emoticon.

Working makes me keep the schedule of an elderly person.

On Saturday, July 3rd I will be getting internet access!  THAT'S RIGHT.  ACCESS TO THE INTERNET ALL THE TIME.  Be prepared.

While I've been waiting for Tae to show up, I made a video to promote DSK Jewelry's 2010 Model Contest.

To avoid potential confusion: i am not a real competitor in the competition.  Steph is my friend IRL, and even if she wasn't.... it would still be unfair competition because I AM MADE OF MAGIC!

So please view my video (on my youtube) and let the competitors in you LOOSE (top model style)!  Enter her contest by July 15th~ the deadline has been extended!

The Lioness Who Wanted to Eat Me

This lady-lion wanted to eat me long before I started wiggling my arms.  She didn't pay attention to anyone else at the zoo... but whenever I came near the glass she ran at it and started attacking!!

DOESN'T SHE KNOW WHO I AM?  I AM NONNERS.  Or maybe, she did know who I was.... after all... I am super popular.....

ON THE INTERNET.

The lioness was quite right to assume that I'd be super tasty, though, so I am a bit flattered.

Stress stinks-- those clinical versions of deodorants work!

I can't go into too much detail about my life... because it has to do with... working all the time, and let's just say that S IS OUTRAGEOUS!  No seriously.  Things are a little...crazy right now.  There's about to be a big wake-up call, tomorrow.

You are the weakest link, good-bye!  

Just kiddin'.  Sort of.

Anyhow... I AM GOING WHITE WATER RAFTING IN COLORADO NEXT WEEK.  Usin' up those "choice time off" days at work already.  It's going to be swell.  Swell.  Get it?  Like an ocean swell?  Except... a river swell?  Cuz white water rafting is in a river....?  

Bad pun?  I THINK NOT.

Just a reminder:  I do not have internet access at my current place of residence... and I do not use the internet for non-work purposes while, you know, working.  I am such a good employee, right?  No but I am.  I deserve a raise or ten.  WHERE IS MY RAISE, I'VE BEEN HERE FOR 5 WEEKS ALREADY??

Back to the point:  sorry I haven't been around.  And no, I haven't been reading any of the nonsense ya'll have been writing.  In a few weeks I will have moved into my REAL CONDO (as opposed to my current, fake condo) and I will have internet!  Expect me to be super active on the blogworld when that happens!

I have noticed people have started unsubscribing from my PIECES OF ART already, I AM NOT DEAD YET.... (COUGHCOUGH MY YOUTUBE SUBSCRIBERS HAS DIPPED DOWN TO 69.... SOMEBODY BETTER SUBSCRIBE TO MY YOUTUBE RIGHT NOW TO CURE IT OF THE INAPPROPRIATE CONNOTATIONS OF THE NUMBER!!)

http://www.youtube.com/user/therellbesnacks1

Thanks in advance, folks.