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I don't owe you updates... you ungrateful little B...loggers

So here is my updated list of excuses as to why I haven't been 'round lately:

1.)  I took a new, fancypants job!
2.)  I moved
3.)  I don't have the internet at my new condo yet
4.)  I am forbidden to do anything other than work at work (seriously)
     4.5.) My boss has a "thing" against sticky-notes.  No one in the office is allowed to use them!  :(
Z.)  I am sitting in the lobby of my condo-- yes, USING THE INTERNET IN PUBLIC-- THAT MEANS I HAVE TO BE FULLY DRESSED!!! I am also laughing to myself like a crazy person.


I love the interwebz, I really do... if I could live in it-- believe me, I would.  So... my bad [for the lack of updates] yo.


Check out the new antique (new-antique = oxymoron = bonus points) house stuff I picked up last weekend!  For all you hipsters, antique is another way of saying "vintage."  Just want you hipsters to realize how cool (another way of saying "chic"???) I am.

The top of the turquoise night stand opens up... SECRET COMPARTMENT-STYLE and has a super old mirror!

The rest of these pics are just me being weird with one of my B.F.F.s.... Choua Kue :)

MY ANTIQUE ORANGE LEAF-LAMP!  And no, I am not going to pair if with the night stand.  I have a vision in mind.  It's a good one, I promise.

My Blog Button Rivals My Belly Button

UPDATE:  Thanks to Miss Kimberly, my button is finally in working order!  I'm not very smart, so good thing she is!

I'm procrastinating on packing, so I created a button for my blog!  Please support the betterment of the world by adding my button to your blog/website.  IN THE NAME OF PRETTY, allow your blog to be aesthetically pleasing by adding my button.

here is the code!  it is also in the right side-bar.

<a border="0" href="http://mrscleanest.blogspot.com/" target="_blank"><img src="http://i834.photobucket.com/albums/zz265/mrscleanest/mrscleanestbutton.jpg" /></a>

I will also be creating a button for my new blog, giftsfromexbfs.blogspot.com


check it out!


That's all for now, I'm going to try to catch up on commenting/reading all yo blogs.

Let me know if you have a button you'd like me to add to my site!

NEW JOB, NEW CONDO, NEW BLOG & THEME (YOU'LL LOVE IT, I PROMISE)

So, I start a new job this Monday.  I looked for and signed a contract for a condo in all of TWO DAYS and I got a phenomenal deal!  It's small, but it has 1.5 baths and 13 foot ceilings!  I am only sharing one picture right now... and only because most of you don't know me in real life so it might be internet-safe.

Sorry about my rare updates.  I have been busy getting my life together and such.

BUT HERE IS THE MOST EXCITING NEWS:  I have created a new blog,  Gifts from Ex-Boyfriends.  It is inspired by one of my best friends, Choua.  You may have seen her work (that's all I'm allowed to say)!  YOU ARE GUARANTEED TO LOVE IT, SO BEGIN FOLLOWING THE BLOG AND THE TWITTER on faith that it will be great.

THE FIRST 2 POSTS ARE UP!!!! GET AT IT.

{{{{{{{{{Also, do any of you do website designs that could make me a pretty banner/layout/button for my mrs. cleanest blog (and if you do an excellent job, eventually the giftsfromexboyfriends blog)????  I will pay you based on competitive prices.  I don't know how much effort it involves and such, but I have at least..... $12 in my wallet.{{{{{{{{

Nonners: a new hair model?

If you've read my previous post (it's like 6 words, honestly you lazy bums)... I am dead-serious about wanting that $3,000 tempur-pedic queen-sized mattress.

So... I've been looking into creative ways to make some extra money so I feel less guilty about the splurge.

Ideas:  SELLING MY BODY!  No, not prostitution, but maybe selling blood plasma (although I heard it hurts).  Or even... selling my eggs.  Big money in selling eggs, but it's kind of a hassle because of... well, surgery and the fact that women do not re-grow eggs so my number of eggs would be limited when I try to get pregnant.

Action:  I have decided the best route for me to take a little extra $ (by far the safest/less-invasive) is to sell my hair. I posted an ad last night with 2 pictures of my hair, and I got an offer almost immediately, and offers are still coming in.  I can make over $1,000 for selling at least 6 inches of my hair.

BUT WAIT, THERE'S MORE!  I was contacted almost immediately by a stylist for a professional haircutting video producer in Minneapolis. 


The producer was wondering if I would be willing to travel to Minneapolis to be a model for a hair styling video.  The pay would depend on several things, including how much I allow them to change my hair (length, highlights, etc) and how much time I would be featured in the video.  Apparently they use 2 models per episode, and this is generated for the "America's Top Model"/"Extreme Makeover"/"How Do I look?"/ fashionista type crowd.

And best part of it?  They said I would still be able to sell the hair that they cut off-- they just want a hair model.

Haha.  Funny how things work out sometimes.

ALSO, I get a formal offer from a Fortune 500 company this morning!  I'm so excited.

I think I love my life.  Right now, anyway.

Thanks for stopping by~ even though most people don't comment you are more than welcome to read/watch my vids anyway!


Pic of me "modeling" my "DSK Everything Bracelet" with DSK herself  :)  HAHA.  

Just provin' that I'm alive.

I'm going to buy a Tempur-Pedic mattress because I sleep best when I am treated like an astronaut.




More from me later.