DSK sent me a Christmas present because she likes me more than the rest of you

Let's be real, you know it's true.

ANYWAY I just got home from work... but expect a video later tonight.

Video #2: Warning-- random

*Edit: Wow thanks for the comments/following my blog/subscribing to my youtube, those that have. I am looking forward to reading your blogs and getting back to you all-- but I have a day job and have some interviewing to do! :) I probably shouldn't be checking this at work, but I will be getting back to you all in 10 hours or so!

I MADE A VIDEO

I made a video! I dedicate this first one to DSK JEWELRY! I had a bunch of coffee and had too much free time today. Sorry about the creepy eye expressions.

I am mostly alive

I've been busy with all sorts of nonsense. I'm not going to detail that statement, it's unimportant.

I have a 2nd round interview for a "big-girl" job in Chicago this Thursday, and I really hope I get it. I have to prepare a presentation for the interview, and I'm going to nail it... maybe. That's just optimistic-speak.

I've noticed some random beauty-bloggers have been visiting recently, so CHECK OUT MY FINGERNAILS! Oh by the way, I'm weird.

BARBIE PINK. YOU SEE? Yeah, I went there.

Now, a couple pictures from my trip to Russia that got the most feedback on Fbook:


St. Basil's Cathedral, there's a gruesome eye-gouging story behind this.


Please pay attention to the adorable monkeys, and not my lack of makeup and the shadows on our faces. I've decided that my monkey is one of J-Lo's backup dancers, and my sisters monkey is a farmer.W/ my dad making fun of the "sexy lady" drink stirrers that came with our White Russians. My sister said we should order the "White Russians" as "cacasians" ...haha. Oh, I guess it is also important to mention that we ordered these drinks AFTER completing a "vodka tasting" session. Bad news bears.

S, I wanted to add more pictures but I'm tired and I have to be up in 5.5 hours. Maybe I'll update this later-- but maybe not.

Russia: Aggressively flushing toilets, lack of eateries and eating in general, and CLEAN STREETS!!

So I graduated from the whole college-thing.

Happy 21st to my friend (pictured)-- she's going to get carded until she's 455.

Andddd I have been in Russia for the past week. Moscow, Yaroslavl, Goritzy... (St. Petersburg in a few days).

Saw dead Lenin. There was about 50 guards protecting the dead Lenin. My sister was yelled at for having her hands in her pockets, and my mother was yelled at for not passing by dead Lenin at at a brisk enough pace. INTENSITY.

TO THE POINT: You don't find litter in Russia-- maybe there is some severe (death or WORSE) penalty for litterers. Even the metro stations are immaculate, it's pretty crazy.

Also, I'm convinced that teenage to 30 y.o. Russian women don't eat. In their honor, I have upped my intake 3-fold.

And also, this is traditionally what happens to spiders I encounter...




Poor excuse for an update, I'm lazy, the end.

As Smart as Geek is Chic Right Now

Business college marketing major, graduating with honors this coming SATURDAY. AKA NERDface. (see above: nerdface)

Lately I've been busy packing and making feeble attempts at studying international economics (terrifying). Wait. That's what I should have been doing. MOSTLY... I've been busy hanging out with my long-time buddy, Carrotman aka DSK aka Steph aka Babu aka Asian Carrot aka... *makes some shit up*.


(Steph whistling with some candy? Or something? I don't have the patience to play with my candy... I like to go straight to the eating. Sometimes it is a difference like this that makes it really hard to be friends with people like HER (dramatic music)!!!)

As I pack (tomorrow or the following few days) I will update this post with some info and recommendations regarding the cleaning products I'm packing away.

GET EXCITED.