Today, I had a client visit cancellation because there was a homicide on site. I can't give you more details than that, because it would give away WHAT I DO, WHO I WORK FOR, AND WHO'S YOUR DADDY.
But let me tell you... the details are JUICY.
However, if murderers continue to do their murdering at my clients' locations-- it is going to hurt my income and THEY FINNA HAFTA ANSWER TO ME, B!
Sorry about the "B", but we are talking about homicide, after all.
In other news... today it was 90-something degrees F outside. After a different client visit (there were no murders at this site recently as far as I am aware), I wanted to get some ice cream or delicious frozen beverage. So I decided to vroom-vroom through a coffee shop...
which brings me to my story...
Remember that one time when I ordered a 7 dollar mocha-hazelnut iced coffee from Biggby's Coffee drive-thru? Then realized I didn't have $ OR a credit card while they were taking 30 hours to make it? Then peeled out of the parking lot without saying anything while their back was turned... like I was freaking runnin' from the cops? ?? Oh right, that was me a few hours ago. I am so ghetto.