You are the weakest link, good-bye!
Just kiddin'. Sort of.
Anyhow... I AM GOING WHITE WATER RAFTING IN COLORADO NEXT WEEK. Usin' up those "choice time off" days at work already. It's going to be swell. Swell. Get it? Like an ocean swell? Except... a river swell? Cuz white water rafting is in a river....?
Bad pun? I THINK NOT.
Just a reminder: I do not have internet access at my current place of residence... and I do not use the internet for non-work purposes while, you know, working. I am such a good employee, right? No but I am. I deserve a raise or ten. WHERE IS MY RAISE, I'VE BEEN HERE FOR 5 WEEKS ALREADY??
Back to the point: sorry I haven't been around. And no, I haven't been reading any of the nonsense ya'll have been writing. In a few weeks I will have moved into my REAL CONDO (as opposed to my current, fake condo) and I will have internet! Expect me to be super active on the blogworld when that happens!
I have noticed people have started unsubscribing from my PIECES OF ART already, I AM NOT DEAD YET.... (COUGHCOUGH MY YOUTUBE SUBSCRIBERS HAS DIPPED DOWN TO 69.... SOMEBODY BETTER SUBSCRIBE TO MY YOUTUBE RIGHT NOW TO CURE IT OF THE INAPPROPRIATE CONNOTATIONS OF THE NUMBER!!)
Thanks in advance, folks.