So I went to a hyper-fancy spa on Sunday. The "new" Eau Spa at the Ritz-Carlton on Palm beach. I say "new," because it recently underwent a $300 MILLION renovation. Yeah, $300,000,000. That's a lot of zeros.
This is the service I had done: "Champagne Shimmer Body Luster 60 Minutes / $190
Champagne, the great aphrodisiac, delivers the ultimate in skin-smoothing effects. This decadent body scrub refines and perfects the skin, as glittering warm Champagne oil hydrates, and adds sparkle to your body contours."
Basically... the entire room smelled like Lemons (you can request room scents and colors, I happen to eat lemons (plain) so I lurveeeed the lemon scent). Stuff that was put on my body?? BROWN SUGAR. AVOCADO. CHAMPAGNE. Among other things. Ummm so basically I was smothered in all things I find most delicious. I asked the massage therapist if it was safe to lick myself.
I am officially the yummiest person you know.
Here are some pictures from the spa!!!11!one!1 All taken with my iphone bc my camera is broken, sry.
Some random women at the spa. It wasn't a very sunny day, but you can imagine how beautiful this would all be on a good day! Those are my toes in the bottom of the pic, btw.
This is my Momma. HI MOMMA.
This is a pic of my sister's pale legs and Kindle. Hey pale legs and Kindle!
Please excuse my pale tennis feet... and all the bruises on my legs from my tennis serve. Battle wounds! Also... I need some better posture, eh?
These were heated ceramic tile lounge chair things. They were so warm and comfortable! My mother and I took accidental naps for about an hour and a half. :)
My legs look distorted-- but the main part of this picture is the oversized rubber duckies by the hot tub! DSK-- an Evil Ducky clan??