Monday, February 8, 2010

"The Ultimate in Lounging"

My sister sent me this in an email.  *I did not write this-- not quite sure where it is from, I will give credit when I find the original source!*

The interwebz tells me this may be the original source  http://www.edithzimmerman.com/blog/?p=298.  Check out this blog, after the discovery, I know I'm going to!

Apparently this very much describes my lifestyle, and is along the lines of a thing I would write.

I think it is excellent, please enjoy!


Sleeping!"Do you ever wake up and imagine how awesome it would be if you didn’t have to get dressed? I do—I hate getting dressed. It would also be great if I didn’t always have to brush my teeth—it’s boring. And then instead of going downstairs to eat breakfast, I would just stay lying down and the food would float upstairs and into my mouth. Actually, instead of having to open my mouth all the way up, there would be an IV going directly into my blood so I could stay relaxed and asleep and wouldn’t have to chew. Similarly, there would be two tubes in my pajama pants so I never had to stand up and walk all the way to the bathroom. And instead of using my hand to turn the pages of books or pick up a remote control, I would just stay asleep, and my mind would play imaginary movies all the time. And then I would never have to open my eyes again—I could just stay so relaxed and chilled out that instead of breathing I would just stay super still and silent forever. The ultimate in lounging. And then I would be so chilled out that they would put me in a box and just let me chill out forever underground."

3 comments:

DSK Steph said...

The IV part was a bit creepy.

BUT YES!!!!!!!! WE ARE SO CLOSE RIGHT NOW : ) I HAVE NO PLANS APART FROM SAT/SUNDAY.

LETS MEET UP BLOG ONLINE FRIEND.

;)

wuzzyangel said...

Haha! I agree with most of this! LOL! Some parts are UHHHH though! LOL!

ning * star said...

I agree most of it.well, I wish these can be real, lol if there's magic in this world !

 

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