Murderers are KILLING my income. Literally. Harhar.

Today, I had a client visit cancellation because there was a homicide on site.  I can't give you more details than that, because it would give away WHAT I DO, WHO I WORK FOR, AND WHO'S YOUR DADDY.  

But let me tell you... the details are JUICY.  

However, if murderers continue to do their murdering at my clients' locations-- it is going to hurt my income and THEY FINNA HAFTA ANSWER TO ME, B!  

Sorry about the "B", but we are talking about homicide, after all.

In other news... today it was 90-something degrees F outside.  After a different client visit (there were no murders at this site recently as far as I am aware), I wanted to get some ice cream or delicious frozen beverage.  So I decided to vroom-vroom through a coffee shop...

which brings me to my story...

Remember that one time when I ordered a 7 dollar mocha-hazelnut iced coffee from Biggby's Coffee drive-thru? Then realized I didn't have $ OR a credit card while they were taking 30 hours to make it? Then peeled out of the parking lot without saying anything while their back was turned... like I was freaking runnin' from the cops? ?? Oh right, that was me a few hours ago. I am so ghetto.

Newwww hair

Chopped off my hair:  yes my hair is naturally afro-curly

ENTERED THE CONTEST ANYWAY

I entered the contest for realsies at the last minute, cuz I like to keep Stephanie/Dsk Jewelry guessing I guess.

I want to see how many votes I can get based on being funny alone, because honestly--- LOOK AT HOW STUNNINGLY GORGEOUS her contestants are!!!

But it should be funny, and I'm all up for funny things.

VOTE FOR NONNERS IF YOU WANT DSK TO HAVE SOMEONE SLIGHTLY INSANE AND A BIT UNPREDICTABLE MODELING THE NONSENSE OUT OF SHINY THINGS!!!
http://dskcontest.tumblr.com/  <-- homepage
http://dskcontest.tumblr.com/#/post/817407184

also vote for my on the left hand side of the home page.... "NONNERS"

Today is Tuesday

Today is 7 months with my Potaetosalad.  And by that I do mean boyfriend.  I'm waiting for him to leave work so that I can spend 15 minutes with him before I have to kick him out so I can go to sleep.  I think he is great, though. :)  <--Smiley face emoticon.

Working makes me keep the schedule of an elderly person.

On Saturday, July 3rd I will be getting internet access!  THAT'S RIGHT.  ACCESS TO THE INTERNET ALL THE TIME.  Be prepared.

While I've been waiting for Tae to show up, I made a video to promote DSK Jewelry's 2010 Model Contest.

To avoid potential confusion: i am not a real competitor in the competition.  Steph is my friend IRL, and even if she wasn't.... it would still be unfair competition because I AM MADE OF MAGIC!

So please view my video (on my youtube) and let the competitors in you LOOSE (top model style)!  Enter her contest by July 15th~ the deadline has been extended!

The Lioness Who Wanted to Eat Me

This lady-lion wanted to eat me long before I started wiggling my arms.  She didn't pay attention to anyone else at the zoo... but whenever I came near the glass she ran at it and started attacking!!

DOESN'T SHE KNOW WHO I AM?  I AM NONNERS.  Or maybe, she did know who I was.... after all... I am super popular.....

ON THE INTERNET.

The lioness was quite right to assume that I'd be super tasty, though, so I am a bit flattered.

Stress stinks-- those clinical versions of deodorants work!

I can't go into too much detail about my life... because it has to do with... working all the time, and let's just say that S IS OUTRAGEOUS!  No seriously.  Things are a little...crazy right now.  There's about to be a big wake-up call, tomorrow.

You are the weakest link, good-bye!  

Just kiddin'.  Sort of.

Anyhow... I AM GOING WHITE WATER RAFTING IN COLORADO NEXT WEEK.  Usin' up those "choice time off" days at work already.  It's going to be swell.  Swell.  Get it?  Like an ocean swell?  Except... a river swell?  Cuz white water rafting is in a river....?  

Bad pun?  I THINK NOT.

Just a reminder:  I do not have internet access at my current place of residence... and I do not use the internet for non-work purposes while, you know, working.  I am such a good employee, right?  No but I am.  I deserve a raise or ten.  WHERE IS MY RAISE, I'VE BEEN HERE FOR 5 WEEKS ALREADY??

Back to the point:  sorry I haven't been around.  And no, I haven't been reading any of the nonsense ya'll have been writing.  In a few weeks I will have moved into my REAL CONDO (as opposed to my current, fake condo) and I will have internet!  Expect me to be super active on the blogworld when that happens!

I have noticed people have started unsubscribing from my PIECES OF ART already, I AM NOT DEAD YET.... (COUGHCOUGH MY YOUTUBE SUBSCRIBERS HAS DIPPED DOWN TO 69.... SOMEBODY BETTER SUBSCRIBE TO MY YOUTUBE RIGHT NOW TO CURE IT OF THE INAPPROPRIATE CONNOTATIONS OF THE NUMBER!!)

http://www.youtube.com/user/therellbesnacks1

Thanks in advance, folks.